THE DEPARTMENT OF ROCK is a secret organization that monitors, supports, and defends your right to party. This organization was created under a presidential directive to police and monitor all partying rights. The Department of Rock’s ultimate mission is to protect and defend the nation from sub-standard rock. The Department of Rock will not rest until they have reshaped the world in their own image.

When your party needs to rock, we’ll be there!.....When your party needs to roll, we’ll be there!
When your party needs defending, we’ll be there!.....We are The Department of Rock.

By day, these five agents run The Department of Rock. By night, they defend your right to party with
extraordinary “Rock Hero” abilities. Along with secretaries GG1 and GG2 (Go-Go dancers) dancing by their side, you will rock out hard to the best rock music of the 70’s, 80’s, 90’s, and beyond. You will explode with satisfaction hearing these songs exactly as you remember them.

The Department of Rock performs the hits from Journey, Bon Jovi, Van Halen, Muse, Def Leppard, Foreigner, Green Day, Oasis, AC/DC, U2, Soundgarden, Led Zeppelin, Sammy Hagar, Motley Crue,The Killers, Ratt, The Police, Styx, Kings of Leon, Scorpions, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Blink-182, Weezer,Tom Petty, Ozzy Osbourne, Billy Idol, Alice In Chains, Stone Temple Pilots, Billy Squire, and many more....

The Department of Rock and its agents have performed, recorded, and worked with some of the
greatest national & international producers, recording artist, and pro-audio companies in the world.
To mention just a few: members of Aerosmith, Journey, Tesla, Led Zeppelin, Scorpions, White Stripes,
Metallica, Linkin Park, Buck Cherry, Ronnie Montrose, Night Ranger, Joan Jett and the Blackhearts,
and Meyer Sound Labs.

The Department of Rock consists of, knowledgeable rock experts who will make your event a complete
success. The Department of Rock agents have performed at a variety of spectacular events and have
toured across the United States, Canada, Europe, and the Pacific Rim.

The Department of Rock was successful in coordinating resistance against the Disco Invasion of
1978. Their “Death to Disco” T-Shirts were widely distributed by mission operatives at rock shows
& parties across the nation while covert agents posing as writers for Rolling Stones Magazine
fought the battle for humanity to rock and party harder.